Faith In Humanity Slipping Away... Quickly

Source: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,393141,00.html


LifeStyles Condoms wants Miley Cyrus to be its spokesgirl.

The company says it has offered the 15-year-old Disney star — who has said she won't have sex until she's married — $1 million to represent the brand.

"Pop culture proves that teens are more ready than ever to discuss the subject of sex," says the company's VP of marketing, Carol Carrozza. "We believe that Miley is both influential and relatable to this afflicted set — and is the obvious choice to get the message of safe sex out to teens across America."

But Cyrus' rep says they never got an offer.

"We never received an offer, nor would she consider the offer," her rep tells E! News.


Look... somehow I doubt that she never received an offer. Granted, $1mm is nothing to her. However as rumors fly she is pushing for "edgier" rolls and contemplating full nudity in one possible roll. I really think something like this is up her alley (no pun intended). Additionally, by the time this girl is 18, I would be surprised if she remained "pure". To avoid the fast-paced life of sex and drugs in entertainment is almost impossible.

The best thing for this poor child starlet would be to fall off of the face of the earth for a few years and come back at 19 or so. Otherwise, I fear her becoming the "perfect storm" of Britney, Paris and the rest combined.

LifeStyles should have offered this contract to Jamie Lynn Spears. Perhaps it could have prevented her "oops". Although, as rumors have it, neither she nor the "father" ever really were sure who the baby belongs to and apparently Miss J.L.S. had a VERY hard time keeping her legs closed and enjoyed the company of Lil' Romeo's "crew".

Poor Miley Cyrus... in a few short years (or less) we will be seeing your unmentionables on tabloids and your sex tapes on the Web and hearing rumors of YouTube videos of you, boys, and piles of blow on tables.
GET OUT BEFORE THE BUSINESS RUINS YOU!